The creative adventures of myself and my family as we navigate the waters of homeschooling, teaching art, remodeling our home and refinishing furniture.
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Saturday, January 4, 2014
How to make a quick hot ham and cheese sandwich: A guide for Moms
How to make a quick hot ham and cheese sandwich: A guide for Moms
(a post based upon true life events)
1. Get a plate
2. Retrieve the loaf of bread from the pantry. Strike that. Figure out where the kids have put the loaf of bread.
3. Get the baby out of the middle child’s bedroom and shut the door.
4. Undo the twist tie on the bread that the middle child has managed to twist in 3 different directions at once.
5. Go see what that crash was in the living room.
6. Put bread in toaster.
7. Retrieve ham from fridge.
8. Take the schoolbook away from the baby before he rips the pages out.
9. Retrieve 4 slices, no, 2 slices of meat from the package.
10. Go see what that other crash in the living room was.
11. Retrieve 2 more slices of meat from the bag and put it all on a plate.
12. Pick up the bin of books that the baby has just dumped all over the floor and replace with a smaller bin that is harder for him to reach.
13. Put plate in microwave. Hear toast pop up.
14. Get butter.
15. Take whatever that was out of the baby’s mouth… Wonder where in the heck he found a giant bejeweled ring.
16. Wash hands
17. Butter 1 piece of cold toast and start microwave.
18. Get the baby out of the cupboard.
19. Butter the second piece of cold toast.
20. Get the cheese out of the fridge.
21. It’s quiet…. Too quiet….
22. Get the baby out of the bathroom that you KNOW the door was just shut to a minute ago.
23. Retrieve plate of cold ham from the microwave
24. Put cold ham and cheese on cold buttered toast
25. Go see what that crash was in the hallway.
26. Get the baby off of the overturned hamper, pick up the dirty clothes.
27. Put cold “hot” sandwich in microwave for 20 seconds.
28. Pick up the bowl of holiday candy that the baby has just managed to get off of the edge of a table and spill all over the floor.
29. Retrieve lukewarm sandwich from microwave and place on dining room table.
30. Sit down
31. Get up and get the baby out of the trash
32. Put the baby in his bouncy seat from which he cannot escape.
33. Eat cold sandwich.
Monday, September 30, 2013
City Room
When we first moved into our home I decided that this room was one of the worst. The blue and red is atrocious, there were holes chewed in the wall and door by a large dog, and the carpet smelled like a dog as well. Unfortunately, we were financially unable to deal with the carpet after putting everything into closing costs, but after some vacuuming and carpet deodorizer the smell seems to have left (yay!). Eventually I'll get some new carpet, but it'll do for now.
This room has a neat little angled wall, so I decided to incorporate that into my next idea. Who says you can only have one accent wall in a room?! My son really likes transportation and I wanted to do a mural in his room, so a city seemed to be the way to go. First, I got out my trusty Home Depot yard stick and drew a simple outline in pencil.. A city skyline is mostly straight lines, so with a little bit of measuring, that wasn't so difficult. I also drew some fun flying vehicles in the sky. To keep the color scheme of the room from going totally nuts I stuck with a darker brown for the building silhouettes. This brown was an unaltered left over color from the previous owners. The trim in the hall bathroom is currently that color... and the walls are dark green.... yep.
At any rate, This room was high on my priority list, and thus my second project. First, wall repairs were done. Spackle does wonders, I even used it to patch the door! After using Kilz on the entire room (including that lowered bit of the ceiling... seriously who paints the ceiling like that?), I was ready to start on the walls. At this point I had acquired many different partially full gallons of interior latex acrylic paint in various colors from various sources... Some were the remaining colors from the previous owners, some were gathered from curbside and craigslist, and some were from a local reuse center. Lots of paint, but not enough of one color for an entire room... I knew what I wanted (I had a pinterest board full of ideas after all), and I have a good eye for color mixing, so I got out my trusty paint mixing drill attachment and started mixing what I had together.
I knew I wanted a light brown for most of the walls, so I mixed that first (you can make brown out of almost anything). I had also found a really cute room on Pinterest that had a 3 tone striped wall in turquoise, orange, and green. No problem there... I added some white to the leftover turquoise from my daughter's room and played a bit with some of the previous owner's leftover gallons of paint for the orange and green. Believe it or not, those colors are also significantly lightened. The master bedroom is currently painted entirely dark orange... even the trim (yuck).
This room has a neat little angled wall, so I decided to incorporate that into my next idea. Who says you can only have one accent wall in a room?! My son really likes transportation and I wanted to do a mural in his room, so a city seemed to be the way to go. First, I got out my trusty Home Depot yard stick and drew a simple outline in pencil.. A city skyline is mostly straight lines, so with a little bit of measuring, that wasn't so difficult. I also drew some fun flying vehicles in the sky. To keep the color scheme of the room from going totally nuts I stuck with a darker brown for the building silhouettes. This brown was an unaltered left over color from the previous owners. The trim in the hall bathroom is currently that color... and the walls are dark green.... yep.
So, after painting the buildings dark brown I added details in white. I didn't want an overly colorful mural with all of the other colors going on in the room. Cute right? But, not done yet... this mural needs to glow in the dark!
Insert Martha Stewart's glow in the dark paint. It's a little pricey for my cheapskate tendencies, but I waited for my 40% off a single item coupon from Joanne's and splurged a bit... plus I have a ton left over for more projects.... I also have a white tank top that looks perfectly clean in the light, but has glowing smudges on it in the dark (a fact which I continually forget when getting dressed, lol). It took a few coats on the windows and moon, but it didn't take too long to do, and you can't hardly tell that the glow-in-the-dark paint is there during the daytime.
After finishing the mural, I decided that it needed something else... a road shelf? sure! My son loves matchbox cars, so this gives him a fun place to play and interact with his city mural. Like the shelves in my daughter's room, these are leftover from a cheap bookcase that didn't survive the move. Because of the location of this shelf (next to the door), I knew that sharp corners would be an issue. So I traced a curve from a plate and then cut on the line with a jigsaw. After scuffing the surface up with some sandpaper I painted all sides of the shelf the same color as the mural. Then I simply painted the road on them. Surprisingly, several months later, the shelf is still attached to the wall. I was seriously expecting my son to break it (lol, he is VERY rough on toys and furniture).
The bed in his room is an Ikea bunk bed. The low profile of his bed works well with the low ceiling. He has had it for a while so when we moved it was covered in stickers and marker, but it cleaned up pretty nice. Honestly, I was surprised. I was expecting to have to paint it. But after using my favorite Dollar Tree cleaner, Totally Awesome, on it, it looked great (seriously, this stuff will clean anything. I used it in my art room to get virtually every kind of art supply off of the tables... even sharpie). The dresser was a refinished garage find (see entry in the furniture section). All in all, I am much happier with the finished look of this room than I am with my daughter's room.
Of course, it didn't look all nice and polished like that for long... sigh...
Friday, August 9, 2013
The Blue Dresser - garage sale gold!
I spent a few weeks searching cragislist for a cheap or free dresser to refinish for my son's room. I picked up this great find at a friend's garage sale for $10. You can see it here in the best "before" picture I could find (also a before picture of my son's whole room). It is cream-colored, on the right, and turned to the side. When I got it the veneer was lifting up on the top and was missing in several places on the drawers, but other than that it was in great shape. I had recently picked up a small can of navy blue paint off of the "oops" paint shelf at Home Depot and decided that it would look fantastic on this piece. After the pink dresser fiasco (see previous post), I decided that there would be no skipping of the sanding step. After removing the pulls, I busted out my little electric sander and went to work (so small task on a dresser with this much architectural detail). Next, I worked on the veneer. It was mostly lifting up at the edges. I peeled off a bit that I deemed unsalvageable, glued down some, and then used wood filler on the rest. After sanding that down I primed the entire piece with Kilz. This is where I made my second furniture refinishing mistake.... I got too excited! I applied 2 coats of the blue over the Kilz, but in my haste I did not wait quite long enough between coats... I mean it was dry to the touch....thats good enough right? Not so much, especially when you are doing the work on your back porch in Florida in the summer, where the humidity and temperatures increase paint dry time. Don't get me wrong. It looked great! ...but after a month or so in my 7 year old son's bedroom it become apparent that the paint didn't really have the opportunity to harden well in between coats. The top of the dresser is now covered in scratches from my son's rough style of play. Boo. I will need to do some more work to the top. Luckily I have some more of the blue paint, but I have been busy with other projects for a while so it will have to wait. I am thinking I may also put a few coats of polycrylic on just the top as well to protect this beautiful dresser from crashing cars, landing airplanes and exploding lego creations... boys are rough on furniture. sheesh. :)
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